Dr. James "Wez" Weatherall's Home Page

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Remember - the best things come to those who wait. Except those who wait for this page to be complete.

An out-of-date picture of me with a Shiitake mushroom. It was a humbling experience.

I still look a lot like this. (The man, not the mushroom. That would be odd.)


Stuff I'm Doing At The Laboratory for Communications Engineering


Stuff I've Done At The Laboratory for Communications Engineering


Stuff I've Been Involved With At AT&T Labs Cambridge (formerly ORL)


Stuff I've Done For Fun(!)

  • Some scanned images of things that seemed funny at the time.
  • A simple board game called Reactor.
  • There will soon be a lovely table of ex-Queens' College Computer Scientists. Fascinating.
  • A simple little program called Shutdown, for Windows NT. From any Windows NT box, a user with sufficient access rights can shut down any other Windows NT box (or the local one). Run without any command line params to get some help on usage.
  • Some downloadable projects, including implementations of the Logo and Armadillo programming languages.
  • I have a page containing some unfunny Haiku. And another containing unfunny Mary Had a Little Lamb.. genre rhymes.
  • If you like photos of Denmark, California, Cambridge, Lego or my family, you'll love this page (not a )guarantee), which is hosted indirectly from my own machine and therefore may be broken...

  • Stuff Other People Have Done For Fun...

    I'm supposed to put all the links I find interesting in here but they go dead so quickly that I never do...

  • UAE for Windows/DirectX
  • The AmiWM window manager for Unix
  • The MindTerm Secure Shell and (more importantly), Secure VNC!
  • The chances of my interests matching yours, the reader's, in any way, are so slim that it's probably easier for you to just go here and type in a few choice words. If you find anything cool, tell people you found it here, so I'll look cool too.


    Stuff Of Epics


    Stuff To Do With Teaching & the Cambridge University Computer Lab

  • You can email me if you are a Computer Science Part II or Diploma at Cambridge and haven't any ideas for what to do for a project. I have one or two. How cool is that?  I'll post my ideas here before next year, hopefully...
  • Well, I failed to post my ideas here until it was too late. Serves me right. Here are some ideas, anyway:
    1. Unified Address Book, Meeting-Room Booker, Appointment Database, Vacation Messager.
    2. The VNC fish-tank... it teleports to any machines you're logged into and acts as a screen-saver!
    3. A direct-to-VNC version of the V++ GUI toolkit.
    4. Register-machine bytecodes. Build the smallest bytecode set & interpreter you can & build an optimising compiler for a simple language to use it.
    5. Distributed web-proxy & cache. Run a copy of this small utility on your local machine & let it cache web data locally for you, instead of your web-browser's normal cache. If the page isn't found locally then try to find the nearest local copy in other people's caches. To avoid security problems, only cache insecure pages!!!
    6. Username, Domain and Type mapper. People have different names depending on why you're asking, where you're asking, etc. Wouldn't it be great if, given that I am jnw22@cam.ac.uk, you could find out that I am also jnw@uk.research.att.com at AT&T Labs but in a secure, reliable manner?
    7. A Distributed File System that can be integrated transparently with Linux and Win32... (bit of a long shot that one - I have a few ideas on how to fake the Win32 bit...;-)

  • People I've Met

    It's all lies. I never met these people. They certainly never handed me any cash in brown envelopes. Get that camera out of here.

    In descending order of proximity to my office:

    Timothy "Gym-Bowen" Stevens, M.A.

    David "Chuck Rock" Barnett, M.A.

    If you thought that was fun, get help. Alternatively, try http://www.pantonia.co.uk/


    Places I've Been (To)

    I'm from Knaresborough - a picturesque little market-town very close to Harrogate, in North Yorkshire. Originally, I suppose I'm from Chelmsford in Essex. Before you ask, yes, I like Ford Capris.


    Contact Information


    Disclaimer/Claimer (depending on how you want to look at it)

    This web page was produced by me. Please don't hold RealVNC responsible for it. That would be bad.